Friday, July 18, 2008

My Tomatoes Are Horny!

It all started with my former neighbor's dog. Sure, he may have been tied to one of the big maple trees in their half of our shared back yard, but that didn't stop him from being a gigolo. He had a steady parade of much larger female canine visitors. Well, he and his owner moved away last summer. Yet, he must have left his power behind. I went out to the garden a few days ago to check for any ripe vegetables. I saw one ripe Rutger tomato among a cluster of tomatoes. So, of course, I picked the normal looking fruit. Imagine my surprise when I turned him (yes, it is most definitely a him) over and saw...well...an appendage! I'm sure we now have a cluster of disappointed feminine tomatoes.

5 comments:

Tamlynn said...

Do you happen to live near a superfund site? lol.

AimeeTheSuperMom said...

You must be so proud. I bet there are some very happy female tomatoes in your garden.

Melissa said...

LOL! Thats hillarious!!!

Kris and Kally said...

Oh this is AWESOME! Just taking after the gardener I assume? lol!

party said...

Jason, that's not a....well, but a very long nose! =)